i-wanna-love-you-more said: I WENT BACK BECAUSE I NEEDED TO REVISE ANYWAY AND WHEN DOES ANDREW EVER SHOW UP WHEN HE SAYS HE WILL SO I FIGURED I’D BE ALONE!!!!!

HOW CAN ANDREW NOT KNOW WHO I AM????????????/??

Every event that happens back at uni, I get told about it twice.

My plan for the next week is insane and I’m going to fall asleep at work and my queue is going to run out but I’m going to have an amazing time and earn some money and fuck up my sleeping pattern! (: 

Not wearing a bra -> go to take out trash -> nobody there -> run into group of chinese kids -> $$$?

Going to wear my favourite pair of knickers so my period has to come tomorrow? 

I am still the only person to like the picture of Andreas Zacharia’s naked girlfriend on facebook.

The number of times a day I exclaim

“Duckies!”

is too damn high.

My thermal notes make it sounds like I’m joining a cult.

• He is most ideal.
• He is buoyant in air.
• Why no He on Earth?
• He tends to leave our atmosphere.

Physics is just so boring.

We need to make an Emily says dumb shit quote board. I love the girl but jesus christ.

• “Most things in life are achieved through lying”
• “I don’t know if it’s possible to rape a man”
• “I don’t understand why anyone would bother to go through gender reassignment”
• “I think that economics is a lot harder than physics, I mean, look at all the graphs I need to learn!”
• “And then I had herpes. Thanks, mum!”
• “But if you want babies and he doesn’t, you can just ‘forget’ to take the pill and get pregnant”

Toby just came downstairs and told us that someone knocked on his window.

COol. Wait, someone climbed up the wall and knocked on TOby’s first floor window???

Last night, Beth managed to change me from “I am NOT going to Kasbah tonight!” to “let’s go to Kasbah, come on!”

“Jess Taylor - breaker of hearts.”

WOW I’m almost exercising.

Feet up on a chair, leaning forward to write.

Aaaaaand feeeeeel the burn- two three four five. And relax.